I had an idea of selling T-shirts and bumper stickers through Cafe Press or some online website like that, but since “Steiner Ranch” is a registered trademark… no dice. But I had some funny ideas (at least I thought they were funny) and since I don’t want them to go waste now. Here they are for your enjoyment and go ahead and add some in the comments.
Steiner Ranch: Why did we come this far?
Steiner Ranch: Living in the ‘burbs never felt this good
Steiner Ranch: A ton of SUV’s between the lakes
Steiner Ranch: Premier Soccer Mom society
Steiner Ranch: More kids than you shake a stick at
Steiner Ranch: Little California in Texas
Steiner Ranch: 4000 houses and counting
Steiner Ranch: If you get lost, just keep going straight
12 responses so far ↓
1 Name // Feb 26, 2008 at 12:27 pm
The last one is the best.
2 idodalia // Feb 26, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I love the soccer one! too
3 J // Feb 26, 2008 at 6:39 pm
The soccer mom one is great! How about Steiner Ranch: No, we don’t know what stop signs are.
4 anonymous // Feb 26, 2008 at 9:14 pm
funny stuff, how about:
Steiner: My other car is a Tahoe/Sequoia.
Steiner: Even we can’t afford Westlake.
78732: The 90210 of Austin
Steiner: Where rattlesnakes and soccer moms roam.
5 Steiner Res // Feb 28, 2008 at 9:52 am
Steiner: The Real Housewives of Travis County
6 RebelXT // Feb 28, 2008 at 11:44 am
@anonymous: minor correction
Steiner: My other SUV is a Tahoe/Sequoia.
7 anon // Feb 28, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Steiner: Stop signs? What are those?
8 anon // Feb 29, 2008 at 12:40 am
I’ve called Austin California in Texas before. That one is my favorite.
The “even we can’t afford westlake” is funny, too.
9 Jimbo // Mar 4, 2008 at 7:38 am
Steiner Ranch, at home with Nature and speeding motorists.
10 McLovin // Mar 27, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Steiner Ranch: The 18-mile 2 hour commute to downtown.
11 anon // Mar 28, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Steiner: CAustin enough for you?
12 V // Jul 23, 2008 at 12:04 pm
How about “Got Kids?” “Got Dogs?” or “Got Cats?” We all have at least one of them, right? lol
or “We know single people, too”
“Are you single? Move to Steiner Ranch!”
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